1. After Service on Sunday, a Wife saw Her Husband sitting quietly in the Church Garden. She got concerned and decided to ask Him.
Wife: Hey Darling, why are you sitting so quietly in d Garden? What is Bothering you?
Husband: I am thinking about d Confession of Our Pastor. It's making Me Uncomfortable.
Wife: What is it?
Husband: The Pastor confessed that He has Slept wth all the Married Women and single Girls in the Church but ONLY one Woman didn't want to Sleep wth Him because She Fears God.
Wife: It must be that Madam Comfort. She's always doing Holy Holy.
THERE THE FIGHT START!
2. A Wife took her very ill husband to see the doctor.
After the medical routine check-up.the Doctor confidentially told wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant and in good mood, don't fight. Cook tasty dinner and don't discuss your problems wit him.
Stop watching TV shows and facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If you can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.
Husband asks wife: What did the doctor say.
Wife: Your survival is not possible!
3. A primary two teacher asked the class: Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread? The whole class was silent.
The teacher then said: whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence. A little boy then stood up and said: sir, Jesus fed five thousand people.
The teacher said: that's so good of you my boy. The teacher then gave him the two phones and said: ask me your own question so that I can answer and take back my phones.
The boy asked the teacher: what were the names of the five thousand people?
The teacher fainted.
